Non-related Content

I will add stuff when I post new blog entries.

• My wife told me to take her someplace she's never been.  I told her to try the kitchen because we just finished remodeling a few minutes ago.
• Your life can't fall apart if you never had it together.
• It's called "the mall" because instead of going to one store, you're going to "them all."
• Sperm banks accept her spit as donations.